1/17/2024 0 Comments Rubble toys![]() ![]() It’s the moment you realise you’re adopted. You feverishly strip off the coloured paper to reveal your very own Sony Playstation. If you were over 13, the insides of your pj bottoms would be wringing wet of accidental joy (that you would later pass off as spilt milk).įinally the moment arrives. ![]() Your excitement builds to a near dangerous level. You spot the oblong box under the tree, yet you leave it till last. There’s nothing I can say that you can’t see. Turn it on, wait for it to smoke, lob it over the back fence and wait for it to blow up next doors dog. You know it contains 2600 games, all of which are Tetris clones. It’s like Metal Mickey and Dusty Bin got smashed over the park and got out of hand in the bushes behind the pylon. It’s so shit that I need to see it every day. Following the failings of Terminator Dark Fate, subsequent sequels were straight to DVD. Remember that time ‘Goofe’ was a superstar wrestler? Me neither. Yet his hands say ‘I PUNCH YOUR SOUL OUT FOOL!’ Goofy’s orgy gear was so hot that Mickey momentarily stopped rimming Donald, in wonder. His eyes say ‘get over here girl, I gonna make ya soggy’. *Rapturous applause and crowd surfing ensues* Spitting Images’ parody of Chris Brown was 50% spot on. Guys, guys! I’ve got it! ROBOT DOLPHIN TRANSFORMER!”Ĭhinese Dave: “Err…it has an assault rifle” Yet they also like killing machines….hmmmm. The Chinese really know how to sell a toy.Ĭhinese Dave: “Kids LOVE dolphins. In tonight’s show, fish fingerer Jeremy Wade, gets fucking served Not shown on packaging, the medical Donkey, Neenaw and local pimp, Clitstopher Throbbin. Pooh and his little Hundred Acre Wood “Frieunds”, Poglet and Togger. Piglet should never of called Christopher a “poof”. ![]() Pooh later returned with a side car full of sausage and bacon. Is it odd that it most offends me that it’s actually a car and not a motorcycle? I should probably look at my priorities in life. I’m not sure if that’s a title or an instruction. Winnie the Pooh seems to be a huge favourite in the child poisoning plastic weapons department Winnie the Chewįucks that? After 12 Special Brew, Pooh called Tigger a racial slur, then pulled out his Aryton Senna impression. So so close, yet so so far.Īs I have an abundance of spare time and a childish sense of humour, I’ve dug up these little beauties for you to shake your collective heads at. ![]() See them enjoy playtime while they re-live and re-create the many exciting quests of the PAW Patrol rescue pups.Anyone that knows me knows I have an odd penchant for knock off toys that possibly contain lead and/or small pox. Let your little one swim into action with the PAW Patrollers by giving them new toys and playsets that relate to the PAW Patrol show and characters. Let Your Child Join Ryder and His PAW Patrollers The characters also teach lessons about caring for nature and animals. For children who watch the show, PAW Patrol is a fun way to learn bravery and heroism through its exciting stories that never get too scary. They, however, make sure that there is still time for a game and a good laugh. The PAW Patrol rescue pups are always up for the challenge – whatever or whoever is in trouble. Children Can’t Help but Love the Pups of PAW Patrol Aside from their special skills, each member has his or her own vehicle and set of gadgets to use during rescue missions. The group is composed of Marshal the firedog, Chase the police pup, Rubble the construction dog, Rocky the recycling dog, Zuma the aquatic rescue pup, and Sky the cockapoo who serves as the team’s aviator. They go with the motto that, “No job is too big and no pup is too small,” and they work together to help the citizens of Adventure Bay whenever trouble strikes. The show is about a group of 6 rescue dogs who are led by the tech-savvy human boy named Ryder. The show’s popularity is so immense that it gained a huge following not just from preschool children but also from older kids. PAW Patrol is a children’s television show geared towards pre-schoolers. Learn the Values of Bravery and Heroism with PAW Patrol ![]()
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